March 2012
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February 2012
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veronox asked: The screw, marry, get drunk with...
joetomcollins:
montypla:
Lock them all in a small building and see who eats who first.
Screw Santorum, for the jokes.
Marry Romney, cause he’s used to being everyone’s subservient bitch while the rest of the party fuck around with EVERY other candidate.
Get Drunk with Ron Paul… so I can record him saying some racist shit while he’s sauced.
Wouldn’t Romney be a super light weight...
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Rick Santorum frightens me. Like a lot. Everyday I read some new thing that makes me a little bit more worried. I’m scared of this man, as well as the idea of living in a country where at least half of the people around me do not recognize him as a dangerous sociopath.
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Merlin & Arthur
I love all the funny misunderstandings and explanations whenever Arthur catches Merlin doing something weird
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canofbacon:
there’s 2 types of people in this world
people who masturbate
and filthy goddamn liars
